What’s up? I’m Cassandra. Do you like my tits? It’s okay, go ahead and stare. I like it when guys notice me. So long as they remember that my face is up here! Just teasing! Sure, I like it when a guy is a perfect gentleman. Who doesn’t? But I just want to have fun. Forget about fancy restaurants and pecks on the cheek good night. Give me a night in with board games, barbeque—yes, I like hamburgers on my ketchup—and lots of sex! I love my roommate Brandi to death, but sometimes having a roommate makes it hard to find some quality “me” time. I don’t know why I get so embarrassed. It’s not like I don’t hear her and her boyfriend Jim having sex, like, five times a day! So, this one time I thought for sure Brandi and Jim would be gone all afternoon, and I started watching a porn movie in the living room. It got me all excited, so I started touching myself. I was, like, full-on masturbating with my panties around my ankles and everything when all of a sudden Brandi walked in. I was mortified. But Brandi laughed it off, and she started watching the porno, too! We were both on the couch when Brandi suddenly slipped her hand between my legs and started playing with my cooch. I moaned, and she started kissing me. Jim must have walked in while Brandi was eating me out, because the next thing I knew, I looked up, and he was, like, standing there watching us with this humongous bulge in his pants. He was all, “Excuse me, I have got to get the video camera right now!” But Brandi was like, “Come and join us!” Jim was nervous, but once we got his pants off, and I started sucking his dick, we turned into total animals. Jim banged both of us at the same time, then Brandi and I went at it some more! Ever since, it’s been all nude all the time at our place. It was a little weird at first, but it definitely brought us closer together as friends.