Don’t get me wrong, I love my guy friends, but I wouldn’t want to date them. Hello? I’m a senior in high school now. I don’t wanna waste my time with a boy my age. I want a mature man who has goals and ambitions in life and all that good crap. And now that I’m 18, I can have any guy I want—except one! Jeff is definitely the oldest guy I’ve ever been with. He’s like 35! He was the manager at the frozen-yogurt store where I worked over the summer. He’s not, like, George Clooney hot—who is?—but he’s funny and sweet. Jeff loved my body, especially my butt. He couldn’t keep his hands off me. And his tongue—omigod! He chowed down on my box like it was the Last Supper. He showed me how to do it doggy-style, too. None of my other boyfriends were ever that kinky—or that generous. Best orgasms ever! When a guy makes me come so totally hard like that, naturally I want to make him come, too. The one thing I kind of feel bad about is not letting Jeff do me in the butt. It’s not like I’m a prude or anything. I don’t know, it just seemed kind of weird. Plus, it always sounded unpleasant. It’s not like Jeff was pressuring me to do it or anything, but he did bring it up a couple times, and I totally chickened out. My friend Christy has had butt sex a bunch of times—or so she says. I guess I believe her. I mean, she is kind of a slut. The thing is, she makes it sound insanely hot. I totally want to try it now. But that kind of thing has to be with the right guy—and I’m starting to think that Jeff was that guy. I’m totally kicking myself now. I should have, like, seized the day or whatever when I had the chance. What are the odds that some high school boy is going to know what he’s doing back there? I don’t want to take any chances with my butt cherry. It has to be with someone I trust, and older guys are just more experienced. I haven’t seen Jeff since he got promoted to regional manager. Now he’s in charge of a bunch of fro-yo stores all over Oklahoma and Texas, and he’s never home. Plus, I have school and everything. It’s just not fair. I finally hook up with a successful guy, and his success is what’s keeping us apart. But a girl can’t wait forever. If he’s not going to take my butt cherry, I guess I’ll just have to find someone else who will.