Our newest Teen Queen, Annabelle, is such a smartyboots, it’s already, like, a known fact that she’s going to be first in her graduating class next spring. I’m all, “Don’t the other kids make fun of you for being such a brainiac?” “No way,” laughs Annabelle. “I was also the first girl in my class to do anal. Yes, I love to study, but I know how to have other kinds of fun, too!”